Bright Side of the Recession

Liquor costs and cigarette taxes have downgraded your raging alcoholism to a more respectable “drinking problem.”

“I smoke when I drink, and I drink when I go out and I’ve been doing less of…

You no longer have to feel like a cheapskate for passing on the waiter’s offer of sparkling water.

Apparently, the shitty economy makes a great excuse for your potty mouth.

“According to Los Angeles psychotherapistNancy Irwin, a foul economy is prompting more outbursts of foul language….

There are far more immediate justifications for drinking yourself into oblivion than just a ridiculous obsession with leprechauns and clovers.

Your local pawn shop now offers Zegna suits and Simon Pearce housewares alongside the typical gold chains and firearms.